conversation about nothing

[ace9250]

As per Webgod's request the Official "conversation about nothing " thread. Let the whoring begin.

[WebGod]

As per Webgod's request the Official "conversation about nothing " thread. Let the whoring begin.I did not request this, I suggested it.... :D :D :D

Cheers :cheers:

[ace9250]

Same thing :D

[WebGod]

Same thing :DUmmmm, ok. :fro:

[WebGod]

what does one talk about when talking about nothingYou should know.

[ace9250]

this is where you count your posts...:D

[F8d2Blk]

What a great idea for a thread.:D

[tmelch]

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[S2k Dude]

noth·ing http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/JPG/pron.jpg (https://secure.reference.com/premium/login.html?rd=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdictionary.reference.com%2Fsearch%3 Fq%3Dnothing) ( P ) Pronunciation Key (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/ahd4/pronkey.html) (nhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/ubreve.gifthhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/prime.gifhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/ibreve.gifng)
pron.


No thing; not anything: The box contained nothing. I've heard nothing about it.
No part; no portion: Nothing remains of the old house but the cellar hole.
One of no consequence, significance, or interest: The new nonsmoking policy is nothing to me.

n.


Something that has no existence.
Something that has no quantitative value; zero: a score of two to nothing.
One that has no substance or importance; a nonentity: “A nothing is a dreadful thing to hold onto” (Edna O'Brien).

adj.

Insignificant or worthless: “the utterly nothing role of a wealthy suitor” (Bosley Crowther).
adv.

In no way or degree; not at all: She looks nothing like her sister.
Idioms:
for nothing


Free of charge.
To no avail: all that trouble for nothing.
For no reason: fired him for nothing.

[WebGod]

.................................................. .......................................What he said. :D

[Dewain27]

Huh???

[Doctor T]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767802594.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[ace9250]

Huh???
I make this the quote of the day for this thread.:D :D

[WebGod]

I make this the quote of the day for this thread.:D :D
Huh??

[WebGod]

yyyeeeeaaaaa !!!Huh???

[tmelch]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767802594.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Dr. T, I think you are a VISUAL person! :D

[ToniG]

for shizzle yo! :fro:

[WebGod]

for shizzle yo! :fro:Huh??? :D

[Dewain27]

Duh!!!

[WebGod]

Duh!!!
Huh???

[Doctor T]

http://www.oldlutheran.com/newpages/books/duh.gif

[tamara16]

My turn! HUH????

[tamara16]

I'm actually speaking nothing!

[Dewain27]

How??

[WebGod]

Nothing....

[tamara16]

Yes, exactly!

[ace9250]

YYYYYYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh

[Dewain27]

Yep!!

[ace9250]

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[Dewain27]

Hum....

[WebGod]

Whatever

[Dewain27]

Sup??

[WebGod]

Huh???

[Dewain27]

Assphinkter says what???

[tmelch]

.................................................. .......................................
.................................................. .......................................

[WebGod]

Huh???

[tamara16]

Dork!

[Dewain27]

Punk!

[tamara16]

I hope you meant WG and not me..... :nono: :nono:

[s2kjones]

wow what a great thread

[Dewain27]

Aww...

[Sebringer]

this means nothing

[ace9250]

Punk!
Who was that directed towards?

[Doctor T]

Punk!
Dude, you got

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000UJL8C.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[WebGod]

Huh???

[Dewain27]

Dude??

[WebGod]

Huh???

[F8d2Blk]

HUH?
HUh what?

[Dewain27]

wow!!!

[WebGod]

Huh???

[ace9250]

Huh???

[Aaron]

the quality of PW on this thread is beginning to lack

[Aaron]

.................................................. .......................................this is where the degradation started (this bit was original but lacked substance) and got worse with Dewain's "huh?" post

[s2kjones]

THIS THREAD SUCKS!!!!

[Aaron]

the key to a good post whoring is to "talk alot" with out ever actually saying very much. In the same way a conversation that is translated into spanish seems to double or more in its length.

[Showstopper1969]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg:nono: Yeah...

[WebGod]

THIS THREAD SUCKS!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^ I'm with stupid ^^^^^^^^^^

[WebGod]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg:nono: Yeah...That's one of my favorites :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

[WebGod]

the key to a good post whoring is to "talk alot" with out ever actually saying very much.So we all need to talk like Tim... :D :D :D

[Dewain27]

Huh?

[WebGod]

Huh?Exactly. :fro:

[tamara16]

My thoughts exactly!

[ace9250]

175 isn't bad I guess I will stop here .. beats being at 24 when i first started a few days ago ....still got 800 more to go
800 will get you to what...PWA??

[ace9250]

yea not worth it IMO
You have to strive for your goals Tim.:goodjob:

[S2KOOL]

C'mon Tim, go for it. All you have to do is type alot and say nothing.

[ace9250]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg:nono: Yeah...
Is this directed towards me?:yawn:

[ace9250]

C'mon Tim, go for it. All you have to do is type alot and say nothing.
Let me try:
alot and say nothing

[s2 kwkslvr]

Its fine we are having weather

[s2 kwkslvr]

What

[WebGod]

I'm pretty sure it rains every Tuesday, atleast 9 out of every 10....

[tamara16]

It rains every Thursday here in Chicago when I try to come home! I think someone is trying to tell me not to come home....

[s2kjones]

Its fine we are having weather

It's a nice night for an evening:D

[Dewain27]

It's always wet when it rains...:D

[ace9250]

It's always wet when it rains...:D
A new quote of the day from Dewain.:D:D:D

[ace9250]

hmmm..... what were you thinking? I was thinking that Dewain's insight could somehow influence all of our lives and make us better people.:D:D

[tamara16]

Dude what are you smoking!!!

[WebGod]

I was thinking that Dewain's insight could somehow influence all of our lives and make us better people.:D:DWell now that I know it's wet when it rains, I'm just going to stay inside... :D

[ace9250]

Dude what are you smoking!!!Surprisingly enough, I don't smoke anything:D , or drink. I have a knack for thinking "outside the box."

[WebGod]

I have a knack for thinking "outside the box."That's for sure.... :rolf:

[ace9250]

That's for sure.... :rolf:
Too bad I am usually not in the box.:D:D

[S2KOOL]

It's not raining here in Tokyo. Just overcast. If it were raining it would be just like Atlanta.

[WebGod]

If it were raining it would be just like Atlanta.Only different.

[Doctor T]

Surprisingly enough, I don't smoke anything:D , or drink. I have a knack for thinking "outside the box."
Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.

[Dewain27]

People who aren't smart are dumb...:D

[WebGod]

Huh???

[S2KOOL]

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.
Another approach would be to legalize drugs, let the drug companies produce them cheap, then tax them back to their current street price. The tax money would then be used to fund education. No more drug users than now. No drug money funding terrorism. I would not have to pay as much in taxes. And neither would you...unless you are a drug user.

[Doctor T]

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.

[WebGod]

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
Nice :goodjob:

[Doctor T]

Sometimes I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

[WebGod]

I have a belly button <--- Big Daddy reference :D

[Aaron]

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.I don't know, seems like the pattern is already working to me....

Problem: drug use & trafficing
Solution: throw tons of tax dollars into gov't organizations to fix the problem
Result: problem gets worse

Problem: quality of education & quantifiable student testing slipping as measured against US historical data & current data of competing nations
Solution: throw tons of tax dollars into gov't organizations to fix the problem
Result: problem gets worse

[ace9250]

Huh??

[WebGod]

Huh??

[Dewain27]

It is windy when the wind blows.....:)

[ToniG]

you guys are wack yo! you sure do find alot of noting to converse about

[s2 kwkslvr]

you guys are wack yo! you sure do find alot of noting to converse about
thank you

[WebGod]

huh???

[Dewain27]

Pain only hurts...:)

[s2 kwkslvr]

Pain only hurts...:)
the person that is hurting

[Aaron]

which of these 3 questions actually appeared on a recent psych test and inspired the others?

Sometimes I am so strongly attracted by the personal articles of others such as shoes, gloves, hair ribbons, etc. That I want to handle or steal them though I have no use for them.

T or F

I defecate on myself often because it makes me feel like I've gone back to being a baby: innocent, unsure, and insecure.

T or F

Sometimes I shove my penis and testicles between my legs and look at myself in the mirror because it makes me feel feminine and like the woman I know I was supposed to be.

T or F

[Dewain27]

A baby is only a small person......:)

[s2 kwkslvr]

A baby is only a small person......:)
unless they are a BIG BABY

[ToniG]

which of these 3 questions actually appeared on a recent psych test and inspired the others?

Sometimes I am so strongly attracted by the personal articles of others such as shoes, gloves, hair ribbons, etc. That I want to handle or steal them though I have no use for them.

T or F

I defecate on myself often because it makes me feel like I've gone back to being a baby: innocent, unsure, and insecure.

T or F

Sometimes I shove my penis and testicles between my legs and look at myself in the mirror because it makes me feel feminine and like the woman I know I was supposed to be.

T or F


WEIRD! The first one seems more normal than the others although it's not normal

[S2KOOL]

If nothing goes wrong, everything will be OK.

[WebGod]

If nothing goes wrong, everything will be OK.Actually it should be this.....

If nothing goes wrong, you probably didn't do anything... :rolf:

[WebGod]

Holy

[WebGod]

Crap

[WebGod]

I'm

[WebGod]

Bored

[WebGod]

:D :D :D

[S2KOOL]

What else is new. You need to get a real job that makes you work instead of surf all day.

[WebGod]

What else is new. You need to get a real job that makes you work instead of surf all day.Why would I want to work for my money?? :D

[Dewain27]

If you get paid for your hobby then it is a job......:)

[noclue119]

JT told me to post this...

*edit again* link removed due to jt's disliking.

*edit* JT = jason taylor

[JTaylor]

JT told me to post this...

*edit again* link removed due to jt's disliking.

*edit* JT = jason taylor
Please forgive my little Chinese friend for wasting our board space...

[WebGod]

Please forgive my little Chinese friend for wasting our board space...Hahahahaa, that was funny!!! :rolf:

[Aaron]

to late, I missed the offending link......

[ToniG]

to late, I missed the offending link......

lots of rainbow related stuff and a poem.....

[WebGod]

to late, I missed the offending link......I missed it too, oh well, I'm sure we didn't miss much... :D

[ace9250]

huh?

[WebGod]

Huh?? What??

[Aaron]

dark flies the the one legged crow
dont step on the green grass
852

[ToniG]

dark flies the the one legged crow
dont step on the green grass
852


what are you smoking??

[Dewain27]

Around goes John on the days of new...

[WebGod]

There's an apple on the table by the phone.

[s2 kwkslvr]

Stepped in what? In whose backyard!:o

[Dewain27]

It was a cold winter day when John went to the cabin...

[WebGod]

The little old lady that lived in a shoe.

[S2KOOL]

It was a cold winter day when John went to the cabin...
I haven't gone to a cabin. I've gone out of my mind.

[WebGod]

I've gone out of my mind.That's why you didn't know that you went to the cabin.

[S2KOOL]

Now that makes perfect nonsense.

[Doctor T]

Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.

[s2 kwkslvr]

Why?

[s2 kwkslvr]

Why Not?

[s2 kwkslvr]

Stop that arguing!!!!

[WebGod]

Huh??

[F8d2Blk]

This truly is a conversation of nothingness.

[WebGod]

Yeah, nothingness.... :D

[Grainger49]

With 165 posts (now 166) and this being "a conversation about nothing," it kind'a says there are a lot of us with nothing to say.........?

[WebGod]

I don't think you'll find much arguement there...

[Grainger49]

Every once in a while, I just have to state the obvious.

[Dewain27]

Those with nothing to say are quite... most of the time...

[ace9250]

Those with nothing to say are quite... most of the time...
yeah what he said.:D

[Grainger49]

I can't pass it up......:devil:
I can't... :devil:
I can't... :devil:
I can't... :devil:

And others are just QUIET! :p

Quite so... I know, it is a typo! :rolleyes:

[WebGod]

Yawn.... :D

[F8d2Blk]

What the Hell!

[WebGod]

Strange you are.

[s2 kwkslvr]

is

[F8d2Blk]

is
Strange is you?

[WebGod]

You is strange, you is

[ace9250]

you be strange.

[F8d2Blk]

Be you is strange.

[Grainger49]

Someone missed,
"Strange you be"

[WebGod]

A stranger you be.

[S2KOOL]

strange

[WebGod]

real strange

[s2 kwkslvr]

strangeness is pink and blue on tuesdays

[WebGod]

strangeness is pink and blue on tuesdaysstrangeness was that statement

[s2 kwkslvr]

only

[ace9250]

Is anything else pink and blue on Tuesdays?

[ace9250]

what happened to my signature WebGod? The lord giveth and the Lord taketh away?

[WebGod]

what happened to my signature WebGod? The lord giveth and the Lord taketh away?It's all good dude... :D

[ace9250]

It's all good dude... :D
Thanks!!

[noclue119]

strange is as they be
Hey tim are u a MPI the piggy back system tuner? let me know thx

[ToniG]

BORED AS HELL!

[ToniG]

YUP :(

[WebGod]

Damn, I thought this thread was dead... :D

[ToniG]

nope

[s2 kwkslvr]

nutin honey

[Cyclon36]

what I wouldn't do for another penguin game right now.

[ToniG]

what I wouldn't do for another penguin game right now.

don't tempt him!

[WebGod]

of oats

[Grainger49]

BORED AS HELL! "And don't play with your self. Oh, you can think about it, but don't do it":nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

Bufford T. Justice to the car thieves on the side of the road.

Just had to add this.
:rolf::rolf::rolf::rolf::rolf:

[Grainger49]

Ok, this is from a friend in Portland:

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says.


She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"


"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.


The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.


She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says
to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.


The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're
a real ******* when you're drunk."
:rolf::yawn::rolf::yawn::rolf::yawn::rolf::yawn:

[Doctor T]

Descartes is in a bar having a drink...he finishes his drink and the bartender asks if he wants another..."I think not," he replies...and POOF...he disappears...

[Grainger49]

God, a philosophical joke, I think.......

[Doctor T]

God, a philosophical joke, I think.......
Yes...my favorite all-time joke...it took my wife YEARS to understand it...it's considered a "Mensa Joke"...


(aka nerd joke)

[WebGod]

Yawn.

[Cyclon36]

I wonder if fish get gas http://www.s2ki.com/stor/forumshtml/emoticons/thinker.gif

[KatJ]

I wonder if fish get gas http://www.s2ki.com/stor/forumshtml/emoticons/thinker.gif
Somebody's already really bored at work, it seems.....:rolf:

[Aaron]

it's fun to go fishing with Rolaids

[s2 kwkslvr]

I wonder if fish get gas http://www.s2ki.com/stor/forumshtml/emoticons/thinker.gif
I hear theyget the squirts:)

[Cyclon36]

Anybody know how many pages of old threads I had to sift through to find this one?

[WebGod]

Anybody know how many pages of old threads I had to sift through to find this one?Jeeeeze, you are a knob.

[Cyclon36]

Jeeeeze, you are a knob.
Yeah, well you're a tool :D

[WebGod]

Digital Viking Shots

^^
that was on my clipboard

[tonybell_57]

uh...

[KMRJJ]

eh?

[Cyclon36]

yup

[WebGod]

There's an apple on the table next to the phone.

[BlueHvn]

God, a philosophical joke, I think.......


"Uncertainty is what God has given us for a cross." C.S. Lewis

[dp]

God is Fossho. (i can't believe i said that :laugh: )

[BlueHvn]

God is Fossho. (i can't believe i said that :laugh: )

God is...

the rest is probably just speculation

hint: avoid cloudy days...

[WebGod]

I put the book up like you told me.

[Cyclon36]

two in the hand and one in the bush is worth it

[WebGod]

I drove to work this morning and will again tomorrow.

[Showstopper1969]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam.jpg...http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Cyclon36]

Arrr, it drives me nuts :D

[WebGod]

I saw a dog walking down the street this morning.

[Showstopper1969]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive.jpg
...

[WebGod]

Bird poo is gross.

[Showstopper1969]

Yes it is...http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/sleeping-smiley-015.gif

[Showstopper1969]

on your head...

[Showstopper1969]

it's even more gross.http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/angry-smiley-034.gif

[WebGod]

People that wear socks with flip flops are funny.

[Aaron]

sometimes when I scratch my bellybutton, my finger smells funny
http://radio.weblogs.com/0123486/myImages/smellmyfinger.gif

[suzukasue]

I wear socks with flip flops...they are flip flop socks. I just realized that I am in Nitrous!

[WebGod]

When I wake up, I'm not sleeping anymore.

[bubbachong]

I do math in my head when I am bored. And not just 1+2=3 kind of math, I'm talking y^3=root(23)-2/3x/y^2 kind and intergrals...

[KatJ]

I do math in my head when I am bored. And not just 1+2=3 kind of math, I'm talking y^3=root(23)-2/3x/y^2 kind and intergrals...
Me too. However, I never get bored.

[1QUICK1]

The rooster crows at midnight!

[Cyclon36]

I do triple integrals.

[WebGod]

I do triple lindys

[KatJ]

I trip.

[dp]

wtf is going on...

[tonybell_57]

How do you really know the light goes out in the fridge when you close the door?

[RedHotTeacher]

I'm wearing monkey socks

[KMRJJ]

Hey I'm posting from work !!

[KMRJJ]

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

:nono:

[Cyclon36]

I do triple lindys
http://www.bullz-eye.com/entertainers/images/rodney_dangerfield.jpg

[RedHotTeacher]

I'm wearing monkey pants, too.

[WebGod]

http://www.bullz-eye.com/entertainers/images/rodney_dangerfield.jpgI was wondering if anyone knew what I meant. :goodjob:

[WebGod]

I'm going to bed now. In a few minutes I'll be asleep and not typing.

[KMRJJ]

It's 6:11am and I'm the only one posting.

[KatJ]

I want a pony.

[Cyclon36]

I had a dream last night that aliens were attacking and I was in a warehouse trying to find my socks and shoes b/c you can't evade aliens without socks and shoes.

[RedHotTeacher]

I want a pony.
I have a ponytail - does that count?

[HartS2K]

I have a ponytail - does that count?
Depends on how you use it.

[WebGod]

Buffy wants a pony too.

[WebGod]

Not to be confused with pony poo.

[bubbachong]

How do you really know the light goes out in the fridge when you close the door?
Answer: Push the button next to the door hinge...

[Aaron]

11 Caban, 0 Mol, 1 Caban

Greetings, dear Hearts! We return with additional things to discuss with you. As ever, those who intend to alter your world are working diligently to complete their various agendas. Each of these ensures your inevitable victory over the dark. This operation is presently closing in on a number of important deadlines. For the moment, let us look at your reality and see how these changes are manifesting in your world. To discern these changes, you need to look carefully at what is happening around your globe. The most important involves how those items of value such as gold, silver, diamonds, etc. are faring. These items, in the main, are rising in value. This is occurring as a hedge against the dangers of an increasingly overpriced global real estate market. Many key nations on your world, holding large reserves of needed assets such as crude oil, coal, precious gems and metals, are stockpiling or buying interests in gold and silver. This is done to counter covert attempts by the last dark cabal to implode the now booming global economy.

As these resources change hands, they move into an interlocked stockpile arranged by the Light to prepare this world for a new historical direction. Western Europe, in one form or another, has dominated your globe for the past four centuries. Even the rise of America in the late 19th century and its ascendancy to superpower status in the late 1940s failed to significantly alter this fact. After all, the contrived "cold war" was only a specially created diversion, whose purpose was to focus the world on the "threat" of mutual self-destruction and away from the actual truth of the growing enslavement of humanity. This dark plan was largely diffused by the departure of the Anunnaki in the mid-1990s. But despite this, this Machiavellian strategy is still being pursued on a grand scale by your last dark cabal. Moreover, it is this growing stockpile of untold wealth that is becoming the reason for the dark's need to implode the world's economy. This wicked plot has thus far slowed the progress of many international financial documents. Nonetheless, the obtaining by the Light of added resources is going on even as we speak.

The purpose of these acquisitions by the Light is to enable your planetary society to move into an economy that is far more stable than the present one based on a highly inflationary fiat currency. The key is to rapidly devalue or deflate the present economy to more realistic or true values. In these conditions, the abundance inherent in your present economy can be shared worldwide. Further, the wealth created by the rise of new technologies can be more equally spread. Your global population needs to be swiftly educated and made aware of what is actually happening around them. This prerequisite is well known to your Ascended Masters and us. The mass ignorance of your global population and your willingness to believe the deception and flagrant lies of your governments is quite appalling. The ascendancy in the past half-century of a global corporate state is a phenomenon long exploited by the dark to achieve many of their goals. Countering this is a movement to reorder the power of these corporations and to truly democratize the world's family of nations.

To accomplish this, many secret agreements have been signed by the world's nations. Further, a covert league of major national powers has come together to ensure that the coming reality can in no way mirror the present. This determination led to a number of important legal agreements concerning the demise of the present American regime. The cabals that once supported the Anunnaki have turned their power upon the last remaining vestiges of the dark. This secret war has gone on for nearly half a decade. This struggle of the powerful has created a world in which the wealth of the many banking families of North America is now at risk. Added to this are a series of documents that can cause the re-chartering of the world's major corporations once the present American regime is legally done away with. This incredible financial war has reached a point where a denouement in favor of the Light is now possible. This means that this secret war is due for an incident that is to bring it into the public arena.

The role of the Ascended Masters is to ensure that a reality based upon abundance, freedom, and personal sovereignty becomes the norm on your world. Their intent is to support what we have just talked about. Their guidance is also focused on the many spiritual changes required. Your globe is presently dominated by philosophical viewpoints that run counter to what is spiritually envisioned. These doctrines were forged largely by the Anunnaki's former minions many millennia ago. The Masters intend to counter these doctrines by introducing changes in a manner acceptable to the masses. This simultaneous operation of introducing abundance and transforming basic philosophical doctrines is to be their prime objective. To the Ascended Masters and Heaven, first contact is a moment when the ways of the dark are fundamentally turned toward the Light.

This procedure is being done on many levels. We, in the Galactic Federation of Light, have concentrated upon preparing you for first contact. This operation is more than the mere appearance of our ships in your skies. It involves the establishing of a spiritual, mental, and emotional kinship with you. It means that you reacquaint yourselves with your true history and start to remember who you really are. This process also involves a return to a full understanding of who Mother Earth truly is. This loving, living entity has graciously permitted you to dwell upon her. Now you need to come together as a people and honor her. Another aspect of all this is the amazing technologies we will give you, including those long suppressed by the dark on your world. The purpose, as always, is to prepare you for full consciousness and full membership in the Galactic Federation.

These noble truths are behind what is now occurring. Many times in our past messages, we talked at length about these things and told you about our diligent work toward success. We are eager to have a full disclosure of our existence and to have our benevolence made public. This can help to prepare you for our arrival. Many of the dark cabal has used their positions as spiritual teachers in your society to rail against us. This disinformation, coupled with continued emphasis upon the abductions carried out by your secret government, has aroused fears in your populace that need to be addressed on the coming eve of first contact. This is why we are working closely with our Earth allies for a formal end to global nondisclosure. This is why open disclosure is to come so soon after the present American regime is ousted from power.

In all of this, we never forget the power of your part in the equation. You are a great people who lost their way. Buried in the cobwebs of an ever-deepening amnesia from millennia of limited consciousness, you were manipulated and lied to. You were told that you were powerless and had to accept the "authority" of the Anunnaki's dark minions. These unscrupulous Souls cared more for wealth and power than for your freedom and abundance. Yet for all their abuse of power and the miseries they created, you remained true Loving children of the Creator. This accumulated grief has reached its long-destined conclusion. The time for the Light is presently dawning on your reality. As this new Light rises, it comes with its multitude of champions. We pledge to you that Together, We are indeed to be Victorious!

Today, we discussed what is going on around you. Never forget that you are not alone. Enormous armies, brought here by Heaven and assisted by those on Earth who desire your freedom, have come to help you. Yet, remember your own valiant part in these proceedings. You are all powerful Beings who have the collective ability to free yourselves from this terrible oppression! We now take our leave. Blessings, dear Ones! Know in your Heart of Hearts that the perpetual Supply and infinite Abundance of Heaven are indeed Yours! Selamat Gajun! Selamat Kasijaram! (Sirian for Be One! and Be Blessed in Love and Joy!)

[bubbachong]

Excellent disrotation on the effects of Supply and Demand. :goodjob:

[Spoon]

HUH? You lost me after....okay I admitt I didnt read it at all!

[Aaron]

beware the cunning christmas chicken

[KatJ]

I have a ponytail - does that count?
How come one is a ponytail but when they are two it's pigtails?

[WebGod]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

[KMRJJ]

I have a ponytail You know what's under a pony's tail.....:D

[WebGod]

I don't have to go in to work until 11am today because of traffic. :D

[RedHotTeacher]

I only spun out on the ice once on my way to work this morning!

[jrl459]

Wuh?

[KMRJJ]

It's 6:10 am on Saturday and I'm the only one posting

[WebGod]

Ken gets up to early.

[RedHotTeacher]

Jesse needs to learn grammar skills...it's "too" not "to"

[Cyclon36]

Ken gets up to early.
It's because he has to drive to my place today :D

[KatJ]

I just got up.

[WebGod]

Jesse needs to learn grammar skills...it's "too" not "to"I was up tooo early tooo :D

[RedHotTeacher]

I was up tooo early tooo :D
I'll take those extra o's and add them to your first "test" - so your average is fine again...http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gif

[KMRJJ]

I already converted the time to eastern. It was actually 5:10 here in the Mid-West.
But now it's 4:53 pm Central and I'm still the only one posting ????

[S2k Dude]

I already converted the time to eastern. It was actually 5:10 here in the Mid-West.
But now it's 4:53 pm Central and I'm still the only one posting ????
Ahhh, but for you Canadians you're used to 24 hrs of darkness this time of year. Just thinking about it makes me http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/sleeping-smiley-012.gif.