conversation about nothing

[KatJ]

Can't help ya with that one. ;)

[HartS2K]

:rolf: What I should have said was "Did anything UNUSUAL happen on American Idol last night?" :rolf:
I heard nothing unusual but in other news, Barry Bonds dressed up as Paula Abdul for his return to baseball. Haven't quite figured the connection but don't really care either.

[1QUICK1]

I heard nothing unusual but in other news, Barry Bonds dressed up as Paula Abdul for his return to baseball. Haven't quite figured the connection but don't really care either.Is that who that was. They kept replaying the clip on the televisions at Frankies last night. But without the sound, I couldn't tell who it was.

[KatJ]

So that's what that guy was!

[S2KJD]

just went to the court house to apply for the homstead exemption since today is the last day and got shot with laser by a motorcylce cop but I saw him well b/f he hit me so I knew to not speed...HAHAHA bastard:p :p :p

[Welery]

I got pulled last night for doing 58 in a 55 and my tag light is out. No ticket of course.

[Cyclon36]

I got pulled last night for doing 58 in a 55 and my tag light is out. No ticket of course.
I'm so dissapointed in you Walter. We've come to expect much more. Atleast if you had said 85 in a 55 :D

[babyblue]

Someone sent this to me on myspace...

What celebrity do you look like?

Go to www.myheritage.com
Upload a picture - and find out what celebrity you look like!

It told me Katie Holmes first and Tara Reid second. ??????

[Welery]

Repost!

[S2KJD]

yawn...:yawn:

[babyblue]

Repost!
My post is a repost? Oops, sorry - I haven't read all the zillions of post in here. I'm still learning!

[S2KJD]

My post is a repost? Oops, sorry - I haven't read all the zillions of post in here. I'm still learning!That's right sucka:D Keep up or don't play:D :D :D

[HartS2K]

That's right sucka:D Keep up or don't play:D :D :D
You guys are rough. How long ago was this originally posted?

[WebGod]

Some people sang some really bad covers and got made fun of. :DThat's what I was gonna say... :goodjob:

[WebGod]

My post is a repost? Oops, sorry - I haven't read all the zillions of post in here. I'm still learning!Don't say you're sorry, say STFU!! :D

[babyblue]

Don't say you're sorry, say STFU!! :D
Well, then STFU! Except you, Jesse! :goodjob:

[WebGod]

Well, then STFU! Except you, Jesse! :goodjob:
:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

Exactly... :goodjob:

[S2KJD]

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

Exactly... :goodjob:so when is that sig attempt going to happen for her since ya'll are such budd's:D

[KatJ]

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

Exactly... :goodjob:
She's learning very well!:goodjob:

Miss Blue, if you want to avoid the "Repost" stuff, the search on this site doesn't suck.:D

[suzukasue]

Bethany - AI was boring last night. None of the gals did particularly well. Randy said "It was just OK for me" several times. Blah...

[Cyclon36]

It's almost impossible for newer people to avoid some reposts. Who's going to sift through all this crap everytime they want to tell a joke? :D

[babyblue]

It's almost impossible for newer people to avoid some reposts. Who's going to sift through all this crap everytime they want to tell a joke? :D
After Kat's hint, I did "celebrity look alike" in the search engine and it came up with the entire thread, which would have made me read the entire thing again anyway. I must have not done it right. :(

If I do a repost again, just give me more heck. I can take it! ;)

[S2KJD]

After Kat's hint, I did "celebrity look alike" in the search engine and it came up with the entire thread, which would have made me read the entire thing again anyway. I must have not done it right. :(

If I do a repost again, just give me more heck. I can take it! ;)
See Joe, she's not a sissy dude:D :cheers:

[Cyclon36]

See Joe, she's not a sissy dude:D :cheers:
I didn't say she was. She's obviously still hanging with us after all these weeks of grief from the guys on the board :D

[babyblue]

I didn't say she was. She's obviously still hanging with us after all these weeks of grief from the guys on the board :DAnd if I haven't left yet, it's going to be hard to run me off.

[KMRJJ]

I started to clean out my desk last night! It's early but I know I'll dig up some things I'm supposed to have finished.

[WebGod]

so when is that sig attempt going to happen for her since ya'll are such budd's:D
When I get time. Shut yo mouth foo! :D

[KatJ]

When I get time. Shut yo mouth foo! :D
Not until he does one for me.....;)

[dvergar]

Someone sent this to me on myspace...

What celebrity do you look like?

Go to www.myheritage.com (http://www.myheritage.com)
Upload a picture - and find out what celebrity you look like!

It told me Katie Holmes first and Tara Reid second. ??????
Here's what I got:

Johnny Depp 66%
Mae West (??!) 66%
David Beckham 64%
Yehuda Levi (Israel film actor) 63%
Alec Baldwin 61%
Hugh Grant 61%


http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gif

[babyblue]

Here's what I got:

Johnny Depp 66%
Mae West (??!) 66%
David Beckham 64%
Yehuda Levi (Israel film actor) 63%
Alec Baldwin 61%
Hugh Grant 61%


http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gif
Hugh Grant is very hot.

[dvergar]

I guess that makes me 61% hot.

[RedHotTeacher]

Drew Barrymore; Rachel McAdams; Rachel Bilson; Hillary Swank and the others are nuts...but, that's kinda cool still

[dp]

omg...this has to be a joke!

i'm 66% koshiniki...don't know who that is?!?!

http://www.konishiki.net/eng/i/top_3-2.jpg

and 68% carson daly on MTV
74% ken follet

i don't think i look like any of them http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif maybe the system can't do asians too well http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[S2KJD]

omg...this has to be a joke!

i'm 66% koshiniki...don't know who that is?!?!

http://www.konishiki.net/eng/i/top_3-2.jpg


It's all in the eyes bro:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

[Cyclon36]

Maybe if somebody photoshopped a lampshade on his head it would be more of a resemblence :D

[S2KJD]

Maybe if somebody photoshopped a lampshade on his head it would be more of a resemblence :D
I dunno I think Danny should do his hair like his:rolf:

[bubbachong]

i don't think i look like any of them http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif maybe the system can't do asians too well http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif
Its spot on danny. I'm 61% Yao Ming. All the others are asians too. Maybe I eat too much rice?

I bet if Jared did it he'd be asian too with all the rice on his car. :D

[S2KJD]

I bet if Jared did it he'd be asian too with all the rice on his car. :D
That's a low blow bro:p Look again at the sig sucka and you'll see that's as clean as they come:goodjob:

[WebGod]

That's a low blow bro:p Look again at the sig sucka and you'll see that's as clean as they come:goodjob:Starting to get a complex... :D :D :D

[bubbachong]

I'm kidding. I'm actually really jealous :D

Friends Forever? :D

[dp]

I'm kidding. I'm actually really jealous :D

Friends Forever? :Dhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gif dude! you're cracking me up today

[WebGod]

You're all on crack.

[dp]

It's all in the eyes bro:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:my eyes are like half of his...!!!

[WebGod]

I'm gonna start deleting nonsense posts.

[dp]

Its spot on danny. I'm 61% Yao Ming. All the others are asians too. Maybe I eat too much rice?

I bet if Jared did it he'd be asian too with all the rice on his car. :Dyou actually do look sorta like yao ming. no offense...you chinese all look-alike http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-007.gif

[dp]

I'm gonna start deleting nonsense posts.what the crap do you think this thread is for?

[S2KJD]

I'm gonna start deleting nonsense posts.
Step off the high horse a sec there Jesse....its a off-topic thread....c-mon now:p

[dp]

Step off the high horse a sec there Jesse....its a off-topic thread....c-mon now:pmaybe he confused himself with the photo thread? http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/devil-smiley-033.gif

[bubbachong]

I'm gonna start deleting nonsense posts.
What's up with all this commie dictatorship stuff you're doing Jessie? I know you're the "WEB GOD" but we do live in America. My parents didn't spend all that time swimming here for no reason :D

[WebGod]

what the crap do you think this thread is for?Relax there tiger, I didn't say I was deleting posts in this thread. This is about nothing and so was my post.... Meathead... :D

[dp]

What's up with all this commie dictatorship stuff you're doing Jessie? I know you're the "WEB GOD" but we do live in America. My parents didn't spend all that time swimming here for no reason :Dhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifif you were rich like us, you would've came in a canoe! http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/grinning-smiley-003.gif http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[WebGod]

Step off the high horse a sec there Jesse....its a off-topic thread....c-mon now:pSee last post, stop freakin out you babies.... :D

[S2KJD]

My parents didn't spend all that time swimming here for no reason :D
:rolf:

[WebGod]

What's up with all this commie dictatorship stuff you're doing Jessie? I know you're the "WEB GOD" but we do live in America. My parents didn't spend all that time swimming here for no reason :DShut your hole and read my last 2 posts. :D

[dp]

Relax there tiger, I didn't say I was deleting posts in this thread. This is about nothing and so was my post.... Meathead... :Dyeah right! I know you confused yourself with the photo thread http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif don't even try to deny it...i can see it in the eye http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[bubbachong]

Shut your hole and read my last 2 posts. :D
Ok Commie :D Hole shut.:angel:

[dp]

can we breath for a sec. before we post anything else? http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[WebGod]

yeah right! I know you confused yourself with the photo thread http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif don't even try to deny it...i can see it in the eye http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gifYou don't know jack... :D

The eye is watching you sucka.

[WebGod]

Ok Commie :D Hole shut.:angel:BANNNED!!!! :D

[WebGod]

can we breath for a sec. before we post anything else? http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
No.

I'm going home... Later bitches... :D

[dp]

The eye is watching you sucka.that's freaky yo...

[dp]

No.

I'm going home... Later bitches... :DLater b10tch! http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[S2KJD]

BANNNED!!!! :D
Your momma's BANNED:D

[dp]

There is no nipple action and its perfectly human order:Dtrue. got a bigger version? http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif jk

[S2KJD]

http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gifdude...seriously...if any of the 2 serious moderators were online right now...you'd be banned! http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-007.gif
I know that is why it is so funny right now:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

[dp]

I know that is why it is so funny right now:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:im gonna die laughing when you get banned and you're not reimbursed for the remainder membership fee http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-007.gif

[S2KJD]

Alright to just make sure things are clear when Joe's sees these I had nothing to do with it Joe as Danny hacked in under my screen name and posted all of these obscene pics and Danny said they were perfectly natural so there was no reason to worry:D :D :D

[dp]

uh oh...kat is online and she's working hard!

[S2KJD]

uh oh...kat is online and she's working hard!Bastard. Stop bumping the thread to try and bust me:p

[dp]

Bastard. Stop bumping the thread to try and bust me:pok...i'll stop http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[S2KJD]

ok...i'll stop http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
:smurf:

[HartS2K]

Bump :)

[S2KJD]

Bump :)
That's so wrong:rolf:

[dp]

Bump :)http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gif

[dp]

:smurf:u bump'd yourself http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/devil-smiley-033.gif

[Cyclon36]

Too late you're busted. Don't post crap like that out in the open. You have been warned.

[RedHotTeacher]

You have been warned.
SCARY!!!http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/devil-smiley-033.gif

[Cyclon36]

Just a refresher for things like that, this is from the club rules:


3. Membership or a registered profile can be temporarily suspended or revoked for no more than one month by a club officer or site moderator at their discretion after a warning has been issued either publicly or privately and the person in question exhibits the following behavior:

Failure to follow club rules and regulations.
Repeated disruption during events or on the forum.
Misuse of membership privileges such as distributing information from within the Members Only section or other member only information.
Fighting verbally and/or physically either on or off the forum, with other members, or with registered guests.
Posting excessively vulgar, offensive, or inappropriate content on the forum.
Using a membership or a registered profile for the sole purpose of soliciting, posting unrelated content, or any other reason not related to the club’s intent.
Appearing drunk or under the influence at club drives or events in which the questioned member/registered guest is driving.

[KatJ]

Can't we leave you kids alone for a few minutes?

Seriously, if you aren't sure if you should post it-- don't. Please don't make us have to turn into the police and lose the fun of the board.

[S2KJD]

:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: Getting tired....must get rest:yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

[RedHotTeacher]

They were sure they shouldn't post it they just wanted to get a reaction...and they did -- boys will be boys ;)

[S2KJD]

They were sure they shouldn't post it they just wanted to get a reaction...and they did -- boys will be boys ;)
Yeah just a few good laughs and nothing more as several were involved in the joke and no one was offended but there is always that someone out there so there must be rules:smurf:

[Cyclon36]

Yeah just a few good laughs and nothing more as several were involved in the joke and no one was offended but there is always that someone out there so there must be rules:smurf:
I think there would have been a few someones out there for that one. Be glad Kat can't see what was posted anymore or otherwise you'd be in big trouble. Pictures like that should have been obviously inappropriate for the board with or without a warning or link to them.

[S2KJD]

I think there would have been a few someones out there for that one. Be glad Kat can't see what was posted anymore or otherwise you'd be in big trouble. Pictures like that should have been obviously inappropriate for the board with or without a warning or link to them.
Yeah I know already man, that's why I stated what I already stated.....

[dp]

obviously jared was doing it for fun. http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/grinning-smiley-003.gif for having the balls http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[KMRJJ]

Still at work but leaving soon

[S2KJD]

Still at work but leaving soon
Yep, same for me:goodjob:

[jrl459]

That is what I get for not paying attention. I miss all the fun, hehe.

[1QUICK1]

I discovered the Lunch of the Devil: :devil:

Wendy's
1 CLASSIC SINGLE COMBO..................3.89
ADD
CHEESE...........................................0 .30
NO TOMAT
NO ONION
NO UPSIZ
COKE
2 JR SAND
2 JR BACON......................................1.98
----------------------------------------------
TXTL........................0.49
TOTL........................6.66!!!!!! :D

[KMRJJ]

I ordered a few things at Dairy Queen in Gadsden AL a couple of years ago.
The total comes up and the girls says"Do you want to add a penny?"
Me and the wife are thinking you get an extra ice cream or something so we say "No thanks it's OK" and the girl points at the total and says "No do you want to add a penny to the total?"
Me being a good Anglican from Canada I say "No thanks, I'll risk it":devil:


Put down my money, grabbed my food, spun my head around twice and left http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[KatJ]

I think there would have been a few someones out there for that one. Be glad Kat can't see what was posted anymore or otherwise you'd be in big trouble. Pictures like that should have been obviously inappropriate for the board with or without a warning or link to them.
Now that I know what was posted, you two are in big trouble with me. There is no excuse for this kind of posting and consider yourselves officially and publicly warned. I am posting this publicly because it is up to the admins and moderators to decide if anyone gets warned or just banned.

It's not just me-- I'm about as openminded as it gets. This is a public board with guests coming in and out all the time.

Jesse is itching to ban someone and I'm itching to ask him to do it.:devil:

[KatJ]

Yeah just a few good laughs and nothing more as several were involved in the joke and no one was offended but there is always that someone out there so there must be rules:smurf:
How can you prove no one was offended? Did you track every visitor?

[KatJ]

Ok, now that I've gotten that out, back to your regularly scheduled nothing....

[babyblue]

How can you prove no one was offended? Did you track every visitor?
I'm guessing whatever it was was something I shouldn't have seen. Thanks Kat for keeping it fun in here! :)

[KMRJJ]

What have I become?
Get up in the morning, check the posts, go to work on a computer for most of the day, come home and check the posts again and then head out to S2ki!
Maybe I just don't read or type as fast as the rest.

[S2KJDSGIRL]

:laugh: :jump: hahaha thats funny. jared got in trouble on-line! hahaha. i think it was something about breastfeeding(can i say this). he is so silly.

[babyblue]

:laugh: :jump: hahaha thats funny. jared got in trouble on-line! hahaha. i think it was something about breastfeeding(can i say this). he is so silly.
Hey Martha! I know! I miss all the good stuff! ;)

[S2KJDSGIRL]

yeah me too, i would have like seen it, and laughed.

[RedHotTeacher]

yes...it was a woman breastfeeding two babies...hope that no one is offended by me telling what it was...
I personally thought it was funny, but then again, I have no breasts...

[KatJ]

:laugh: :jump: hahaha thats funny. jared got in trouble on-line! hahaha. i think it was something about breastfeeding(can i say this). he is so silly.
Yeah, that's what it was. BTW, Martha you need to clean out your PMs.

[KatJ]

We can talk about it, but we just need to be mindful of keeping it clean and respectful around here. I probably would not have been offended either but we need to keep things on at least a little bit of a higher level.

Being a moderator sucks sometimes.

[S2KJDSGIRL]

oh... hey! are u reading me emails??? jk

[KatJ]

oh... hey! are u reading me emails??? jk
I tried to send you a PM earlier today and it couldn't get to you.

[Cyclon36]

yes...it was a woman breastfeeding two babies...hope that no one is offended by me telling what it was...
I personally thought it was funny, but then again, I have no breasts...
Sorry Amy, but we'll have to ban you for mentioning it :D

[RedHotTeacher]

Sorry Amy, but we'll have to ban you for mentioning it :D
That's ok, I'll just have to re-register as RedHotterTeacher http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/devil-smiley-033.gif

[S2KJDSGIRL]

yeah, i know Jared did not mean to offend anybody, as he is always goofy at home and on here. yeah i am his g/f, but i still think he is a great additon to the club,and always taking highly of Joe, and others, but still i'll make sure to spank him when i get home.. for being bad! :D :D

he is not reading any of this cause i took the laptop home, and i know its a website that has to keep clean, in the end its more about friendship than just a URL page to us. :) thats just my opinion:o


(kat, i already cleaned my PM's

[Cyclon36]

That's ok, I'll just have to re-register as RedHotterTeacher http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/devil-smiley-033.gif
Or hair pie :rolf: :D

[RedHotTeacher]

yeah, i know Jared did not mean to offend anybody, as he is always goofy at home and on here. yeah i am his g/f, but i still think he is a great additon to the club,and always taking highly of Joe, and others, but still i'll make sure to spank him when i get home.. for being bad! :D :D

he is not reading any of this cause i took the laptop home, and i know its a website that has to keep clean, in the end its more about friendship than just a URL page to us. :) thats just my opinion:o


(kat, i already cleaned my PM's
Keep the spanking talk to the bedroom - hahahaha :)

[KMRJJ]

always taking highly of Joe, and others,
I'm sure this is a typo :D

[S2KJDSGIRL]

ya'll crack me up! =)

[Cyclon36]

I'm sure this is a typo :D
I hope so, otherwise they've been drugging me while I was visiting them :D

[dp]

my car got hit today! http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/mad.gif

























http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/dp32185/DSCF0403.jpg

[S2KJDSGIRL]

gross.......is that CRAP?!!! its really dark crap..probably a bird that ate something bad, and caused him dierrhea (sorry,what i get from working at a VET)http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif

[HartS2K]

This was quite the talk of the board today. Glad I got to see it before it disappeared. :)

[dp]

^ same here. good thing i saved it on my comp. http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[S2KJDSGIRL]

man.. can u email it to me1 =) hahaha

[WebGod]

Alright to just make sure things are clear when Joe's sees these I had nothing to do with it Joe as Danny hacked in under my screen name and posted all of these obscene pics and Danny said they were perfectly natural so there was no reason to worry:D :D :DDork. I can't leave you alone for a minute.... :D

[WebGod]

Too late you're busted. Don't post crap like that out in the open. You have been warned.Hahahahaa, smack down!! :goodjob:

[WebGod]

Jesse is itching to ban someone and I'm itching to ask him to do it.:devil:Yep, I am... I've got this around the back with my eyes closed method I've been wanting to try out for awhile... :D :D :D

[WebGod]

:laugh: :jump: hahaha thats funny. jared got in trouble on-line! hahaha. i think it was something about breastfeeding(can i say this). he is so silly.You should give him a good spankin... :D

[WebGod]

I have no breasts...:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

[WebGod]

oh... hey! are u reading me emails??? jkI am... :D

[WebGod]

my car got hit today! http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/mad.gifHahahahaaa, how's that white treating you now... :D

[KMRJJ]

It's 5:18 CST and I'm not alone on the board. What's that all about?
This is my time. :D

[DosEquis Driver]

my car got hit today!

I thought you had gold Volk rims on your S?

[DosEquis Driver]

It's 5:18 CST and I'm not alone on the board. What's that all about?

Well, maybe you were alone and maybe you weren't. Some of us lurk in "stealth" mode...

[S2KJD]

I thought you had gold Volk rims on your S?
HAHAHAHAHHAAA Danny is posting someone else's s:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

[S2KJD]

Dork. I can't leave you alone for a minute.... :D
Sorry "red eye" master:D

[S2KJD]

That's ok, I'll just have to re-register as RedHotterTeacher http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/devil-smiley-033.gif
Nice:D Quick on your feet:goodjob:

[S2KJD]

I hope so, otherwise they've been drugging me while I was visiting them :D
Thanks Martha for the nice comment:goodjob: And she meant to say "talking" you noobs:D

Hey man I made some pizza from scratch for you and this is what I get uuhh:D

[S2KJD]

my car got hit today! http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/mad.gif


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/dp32185/DSCF0403.jpg
Dude seriously that is just some "poo" no I won't post a pic:D ! Just wash it off Danny and keep on going...:smurf:

[bubbachong]

Yeah just a few good laughs and nothing more as several were involved in the joke and no one was offended but there is always that someone out there so there must be rules:smurf:

:devil: I was SOOOOO offended. Ban Him!!!:devil:

























Red lips my ass :D :D :D :D :D

[S2KJD]

:devil: I was SOOOOO offended. Ban Him!!!:devil:
Red lips my ass :D :D :D :D :D:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: Dude you got the wrong guy...Joe said this and I just laughed:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

[bubbachong]

I can't offend Joe. He's the President! :number1:








:vomit: Please don't ban me. Otherwise I would have no friends :(

[S2KJD]

I can't offend Joe. He's the President! :number1:








:vomit: Please don't ban me. Otherwise I would have no friends :(Yeah yeah:yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

Joe can take it:D

[WebGod]

I thought you had gold Volk rims on your S?Doh! Busted... :rolf:

[WebGod]

Otherwise I would have no friends :(
So what would change if you were banned??? :D :D :D

[HartS2K]

I'm frustrated!

[WebGod]

I'm tired. I just got to work.

[S2KJD]

eating blueberry waffles...mmmmmm:)

[WebGod]

Damn, I wish someone would make me breakfast every morning. I too lazy to do it myself... :D

[S2KJD]

Frozen food to the rescue bro:goodjob:

[WebGod]

Frozen food to the rescue bro:goodjob:Yeah, but someone still has to make it.... ;)

[S2KJD]

Hope it just stays cloudy today and doesn't rain.....

[WebGod]

I'll be inside all day. I hope it rains all day... :D

[S2KJD]

Just waxed the front end last night of the s!!!

[WebGod]

I just snagged some pop tarts and orange juice from the kitchen... :D :D :D

[S2KJD]

I just snagged some pop tarts and orange juice from the kitchen... :D :D :D
So your that "one guy" that everyone has problems with at their job with stealing food:devil:

[WebGod]

So your that "one guy" that everyone has problems with at their job with stealing food:devil:
:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

Nope, the company buys food for us and stocks the kitchen with all kinds of stuff. I have and the Mountain Dew I can drink, they buy it just for me... :D

[babyblue]

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

Nope, the company buys food for us and stocks the kitchen with all kinds of stuff. I have and the Mountain Dew I can drink, they buy it just for me... :D
They buy you food so you'll never EVER leave. Do they provide you with a place to sleep, too?

[WebGod]

They buy you food so you'll never EVER leave. Do they provide you with a place to sleep, too?Hahahaa, trust me, I'm out at 5:30... :D

[S2KJD]

I have and the Mountain Dew I can drink, they buy it just for me... :D
Dude that is seriously big pimpin:D

[WebGod]

Dude that is seriously big pimpin:DIt doesn't suck... :D

[babyblue]

It doesn't suck... :D
Can't knock FREE.

[dp]

I thought you had gold Volk rims on your S?i do, but i'm running the white ones until the fenders are rolled. VOLK rubs in the back over harsh bumps http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif

[dp]

HAHAHAHAHHAAA Danny is posting someone else's s:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:you n00b ricer! http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[dp]

Doh! Busted... :rolf:n000b http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/devil-smiley-033.gif

i really don't feel the need, but here's another for all you n00bs http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/dp32185/DSCF0411.jpg

[S2KJD]

n000b http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/devil-smiley-033.gif

i really don't feel the need, but here's another for all you n00bs http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/dp32185/DSCF0411.jpg
Looks like Jesse will have to change the sig now:goodjob:

[WebGod]

Looks like Jesse will have to change the sig now:goodjob:yeah, but I'm going to use the "poo" picture... :D

[S2KJD]

yeah, but I'm going to use the "poo" picture... :D
:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

Wow we have 2 pages under "new post":goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:

[WebGod]

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

Wow we have 2 pages under "new post":goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:
Not on mine.

[Aaron]

fresh oatmeal with raisins and peanutbutter toast for breakfast

[Aaron]

if it was a nursing mother, why is that a problem? see that almost anytime you go to the mall

that or some hoochy-cow-wannabee in the dining area with 8 inches of g-string sticking out the back of her pants - that's way more offensive :blech:

[WebGod]

that or some hoochy-cow-wannabee in the dining area with 8 inches of g-string sticking out the back of her pants - that's way more offensive :blech:
:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

[WebGod]

MMMmmmm, peanut butter crackers... :D

[babyblue]

I used the site's search engine and have decided not to post what I was going to post. I have decided that you guys have already posted everything that is already available on the internet.

[S2KJD]

I used the site's search engine and have decided not to post what I was going to post. I have decided that you guys have already posted everything that is already available on the internet.
:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

[WebGod]

I used the site's search engine and have decided not to post what I was going to post. I have decided that you guys have already posted everything that is already available on the internet.The Internet is flat, I've been to the end and back... :D

[dp]

I used the site's search engine and have decided not to post what I was going to post. I have decided that you guys have already posted everything that is already available on the internet.http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gif

[KatJ]

I used the site's search engine and have decided not to post what I was going to post. I have decided that you guys have already posted everything that is already available on the internet.
Use one of the other internets then. ;)

[Aaron]

Use one of the other internets then. ;)next time your boss comes in saying he's having internet problems

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/umedia/20060222/cp.6184acca6f1401950bd5db1d3b8627c2

[dp]

next time your boss comes in saying he's having internet problems

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/umedia/20060222/cp.6184acca6f1401950bd5db1d3b8627c2nicE! http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/laughing-smiley-007.gif

[WebGod]

next time your boss comes in saying he's having internet problems

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/umedia/20060222/cp.6184acca6f1401950bd5db1d3b8627c2
:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

[dp]

im sitting at work...sanding the crap out of my hood dampers

[S2KJD]

im sitting at work...sanding the crap out of my hood dampers
Painting them?

[dp]

Painting them?yeah...

[RedHotTeacher]

I'm at work, but about to go get ready to hit the gym...

[babyblue]

I just found nearly $250.00 in my checking account I forgot to add in. What should I buy?

[dp]

I just found nearly $250.00 in my checking account I forgot to add in. What should I buy?get some black HKS springs and drop it! http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/grinning-smiley-003.gif

[KatJ]

I just found nearly $250.00 in my checking account I forgot to add in. What should I buy?
Ask that here and you'll get:

mods for your car
dinner for the guys here
mods for your car
cleaning supplies for your car
a date with a guy here
mods for your car
... or maybe a girl here will tell you to buy shoes

:D :D :D

[Cyclon36]

I just found nearly $250.00 in my checking account I forgot to add in. What should I buy?
I'd start with a new CD player or something like that. Other good items are a glove box organizer, rick's shift knob, and JPM security indicator :D

[babyblue]

... or maybe a girl here will tell you to buy shoes

:D :D :D
Shoes? I love shoes!

[dp]

I'd start with a new CD player or something like that. Other good items are a glove box organizer, rick's shift knob, and JPM security indicator :Dactually...these are excellent mods. FYI, here's the price breakdown:

rick shiftknob: $45 shipped
JPM security indicator: $20
modifry's glove box organizer: $10-15
modifry's shift beeper: $50-60ish
decent alpine CD player: $200+/-

[dp]

back to sanding...http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif

[babyblue]

actually...these are excellent mods. FYI, here's the price breakdown:

rick shiftknob: $45 shipped
JPM security indicator: $20
modifry's glove box organizer: $10-15
modifry's shift beeper: $50-60ish
decent alpine CD player: $200+/-
How much is a titanium shiftknob?

[WebGod]

I just found nearly $250.00 in my checking account I forgot to add in. What should I buy?4 Xbox 360 games and take out for dinner... :D :D :D

[KatJ]

Shoes? I love shoes!
Now we're talking! I just got some new athletic shoes but I can't wait for sandal season to start!

[KatJ]

Wait, you need to allocate $35 for your membership!

[Cyclon36]

How much is a titanium shiftknob?
$135

http://www.ricks2k.com/products/shiftknob.php

[KatJ]

How much is a titanium shiftknob?You don't need the titanium. I like mine for $40.

[Cyclon36]

Wait, you need to allocate $35 for your membership!
Oh yeah, most important mod of all :goodjob:

[babyblue]

Now we're talking! I just got some new athletic shoes but I can't wait for sandal season to start!
I LOVE sandal season - I can show off what I'm spending all my pedicure money on!

[KatJ]

Here's my review of my Voodoo shift knob:
http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/showthread.php?t=2809&highlight=shift+knob

[KatJ]

Ugh... I'm off to drive to Gwinetia. If I don't go now the traffic will be balls. :(

[S2KJD]

Ugh... I'm off to drive to Gwinetia. If I don't go now the traffic will be balls. :(You are still coming to the meet? You going to be here so early Martha will be at my house at 4:30 and its a mile from Diggers so if you want to chill there call me and I will let her know:goodjob:

[KatJ]

Thanks, but I have a place to chill up here. There was an accident so I had to take Satellite from Beaver Ruin up to Sugarloaf.... at least I'm breaking the new clutch in!

[bubbachong]

Ask that here and you'll get:

mods for your car
dinner for the guys here
mods for your car
cleaning supplies for your car
a date with a guy here
mods for your car
... or maybe a girl here will tell you to buy shoes

:D :D :D

You forgot:
1) cleaning supplies to clean my house
2) groceries to make me a sandwich
3) sexy lingerie for me to enjoy

:D

I'm kidding. Blow your money on shoes :D :D :D

[1QUICK1]

How much is a titanium shiftknob?$135

http://www.ricks2k.com/products/shiftknob.php OEM Titanium Shift Knob (http://www.handaaccessories.com/s2000-04.html) is $112.80

[babyblue]

Already been talked out of titanium. Too hot on the hands in the summer.

[KatJ]

You forgot:
1) cleaning supplies to clean my house
2) groceries to make me a sandwich
3) sexy lingerie for me to enjoy

:D

I'm kidding. Blow your money on shoes :D :D :D
Making me pull this one out again, are you? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0026.gif


:D :D :D

[suzukasue]

I feel like I've posted TONS today. Can you tell my work is slllloow?

[S2KJD]

Yeah I feel like I have so much to do all day long but that's b/c I'm always on here...:fro: Its a disease I think:p

[WebGod]

I post sometimes too... :D

[tamara16]

I post sometimes too... :D


Geee ya think :rolf:

[KatJ]

I'm on vacation but I'm still posting instead of cleaning.... this is more fun.

[REVS9K]

Geee ya think :rolf:
He posts so much....POST cereal had to change its name. His office is now the POST office....

[S2KJD]

He posts so much....POST cereal had to change its name. His office is now the POST office....
wwwhhooottt wwwhhooottt....:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

[KatJ]

He posts so much....POST cereal had to change its name. His office is now the POST office....

.... and I hear the whores are getting offended. :D

[S2KJD]

Later guys and gals:cheers:

[WebGod]

He posts so much....POST cereal had to change its name. His office is now the POST office....Hahahahaa, post office, that's awesome... :goodjob:

[S2KJD]

Hope this coffee wakes me up this morning:yawn:

[S2KJD]

Hahahahaa, post office, that's awesome... :goodjob:
Stop starring at me you FREAK http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0068.gif

[suzukasue]

9.5 lbs gone.

[S2KJD]

9.5 lbs gone.
Wow that's great:goodjob:

[S2KJD]

Off to toast my bagel and add some jelly on it mmmmm:D

And coffee's gone cold so time for a fresh cup:goodjob:

[HartS2K]

Dunkin' Donut Munchkins. Good stuff.

[WebGod]

Stop starring at me you FREAK http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0068.gifhahahaa, no.... :D

[WebGod]

Someone brought doughnuts this morning... Me = Happy :D

[dvergar]

Ugh - went to see a friend of mine at a drag king show last night. Interesting show, but went way late for a week night. ME = TIRED!!

[babyblue]

Does anyone have any recommendations of things to do in Savannah with small children?

[dvergar]

River Street is about all I can suggest there.

[babyblue]

River Street is about all I can suggest there.
Thanks, I'll talk all the suggestions I can get. I'm entertaining the "troops" all day long tomorrow. :yawn:

[S2KJD]

Does anyone have any recommendations of things to do in Savannah with small children?
Uhh I don't want to be charged with aiding:D :D :D

[Aaron]

9.5 lbs gone.great job! thats like giving yourself almost 1.4 extra horsepowerhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/grinning-smiley-003.gif

[WebGod]

Does anyone have any recommendations of things to do in Savannah with small children?Leave them in the car and go have fun... :D

[S2KJD]

Leave them in the car and go have fun... :D
Is that why you and Buffy don't have children yet:rolf: :p :rolf: :p

[dvergar]

100 pages - yea for us!

[Aaron]

Holy Crap, they're coming sooooooooooon


Selamat Jarin! We return, dear Hearts, with more to discuss with you! Last week we told you about our inner ring of motherships surrounding your world. Beyond this lies a middle ring of ships, sandwiched between the inner and the outer ring. This, for the most part, comprises our major communication, control, and defense networks. These motherships are, on the whole, newer models and are drawn from a more diverse pool of candidates. These fleets are directed from our inner-world base on Mars. The Galactic Federation headquarters proper is located deep in the core of Mars and is run along similar lines to the main Agharta base in inner Earth. A continuous stream of information links these two facilities. The most important motherships in this middle ring are the many diplomatic and defense ships. Their mission is twofold: First, to ensure the successful coordination of any strategy enacted by the first contact command; and second, to oversee the safety of all staff assigned to these official actions.

The defense and diplomatic motherships are drawn from a pool of nearly 50,000 Galactic Federation members and are changed every six months. This pool is open to all Galactic Federation member states. However, the rule of thumb is that only diplomatic liaison personnel from human star-nations are to be used for actual Earth-bound missions. Other staff members can lend their advice and expertise when so needed. Any functions that require technology not found on the older motherships of the inner ring are swiftly referred to the newer ships of this second ring. The newer motherships are from 2,000 to 20,000 years old. Thus, they embody the shape-shifting technology common to most motherships in our Science and Exploration (S&E) fleets. In general, the diplomatic motherships are single-, double-, or triple-hulled ships. These are able to transform into any of these configurations when required. Diplomatic motherships are no more than ten miles (16 kilometers) in length and usually have a complement of around 500 scout courier ships each.

Galactic Federation defense motherships are intended to operate both on- and off-planet. Their mission capabilities are indeed endless. They can vary in configuration from enormous multihulled triangles to huge single or multihulled lozenges or even large planet-shaped orbs. These motherships ensure that all missions are conducted without interference. Their personnel have been trained to understand the various tactics and technologies used by the last remnants of the Anunnaki's Earth-based minions. However, first contact policy prohibits them from engaging in any offensive mission without the prior approval of our spiritual supervisors. First contact is a process that is deeply tied into the transformation that both your reality and each one of you are currently engaged in. Thus, the defense mission is regarded merely as an important support component of the entire first contact operation. In fact, we could easily take over your world in under half an hour, but this capability will never be used. First contact is above all a spiritual process that is overseen by your spiritual advisors. Remember, the basis of this mission is Love!

Diplomatic motherships are different than the older ones that we described to you in our last message. Since these Beauties are mainly dedicated to serving the standard relationships that prevail between nation-states in this galaxy, huge holographic decks are commonplace. Here, the environment of the home worlds of each participant in these activities can be recreated. In addition, all the necessary communication requirements asked for by each participant are supplied. The purpose is to provide a safe place where the duties of statehood can be readily performed. To ease any potential difficulties, special diplomatic personnel trained in matters of state and pre-approved by all participants are available as mediators. They pride themselves on their expertise and especially on their ability to resolve all potential loggerheads to any ongoing negotiations. Those who have long been engaged in first contact procedures are finding this present operation a most enlightening and educative experience!

Defense motherships are unique. They are in charge of security in each Galactic Federation fleet, which means that they are equipped with both lethal and non-lethal technologies as part of their basic inventory. In addition, there are spaces in each mothership designated as practice areas where any proposed maneuvers involving the ship's personnel and her many defense scout ships are perfected. The size of these defense scouts can vary from less than 100 feet (11 meters) to many miles (kilometers) across. When you enter the motherships, you get the same feeling of Love and care that she gives her crew. You will notice that the hallways are usually wider and each conference room has higher ceilings. Personnel quarters are likewise more spacious, with much higher ceilings than are found in the other types of motherships in the fleet.

The middle ring of motherships carries out a special supporting role to the inner ring. This requires that a large number of small defense fleets be positioned in this solar system. Included in this series of fleets is one of the primary command and control motherships for this sector of the galaxy. This specification was made to demonstrate the high level of commitment that the Galactic Federation of Light assumes toward the successful completion of this mission. Your first contact is special, and quite unlike any other carried out by us in past millennia. Furthermore, this mission has elements not previously agreed to by our various Regional Councils. These agreements are another sign of just how seriously we take the decrees given us by Heaven. This pledge resulted in our arrival here and specified the timeline needed to complete this vital mission successfully.

Our various fleets demonstrate the great changes in ship technology that have taken place over the past 50,000 of your years. The ships of cutting-edge design have never been inside your solar system. The most advanced ships in your area are the primary command and control fleet for this sector of the galaxy, which is currently parked outside your solar system, about six light years away. The much older and rarely used command mothership of these fleets is now locked in an orbit between Saturn and Uranus. Her purpose is to watch over the fleets and act as the final liaison between the Galactic Federation and Heaven. The Main Council of the Galactic Federation of Light personally appoints her commander to this sacred task. Remember, dear Hearts, that Together, We are indeed Victorious!

The content of this message is to prepare you for our arrival which is fast approaching. Many events on your world are presently coalescing. These events are dovetailed to changes that in our opinion are long overdue. Our Earth allies are assiduously working toward manifesting these much-delayed essentials. The last dark cabal's plans are unraveling. Pressures are building for a grand change, and first contact is a major part of this heavenly operation. But do not confuse our contribution with a rescue mission. Your fellows are putting into position the last acts of this cosmic drama. Your reality is positively changing for the better. It is our joint actions, dear Ones that are making this all possible. A divine strategy is underway: This divine plan is to set you free, make you abundant, and provide you with a new, more fulfilling reality!

Today, we have given you further insight into the make-up of our fleet. We look forward to the day when its many elements can finally be open for your public inspection! On that day, we shall all rejoice, and know that the next stage in your wonderful metamorphosis into fully conscious Beings of Light shall have begun! We now take our leave. Blessings, dear Ones! Know in your Heart of Hearts that the perpetual Supply and infinite Abundance of Heaven are indeed Yours! Selamat Majon! Selamat Kasijaram! (Sirian for Rejoice! and Be Blessed in Love and Joy!)

[suzukasue]

great job! thats like giving yourself almost 1.4 extra horsepowerhttp://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/grinning-smiley-003.gif
Thanks! I'm eating like you and Toni now...all healthy and stuff! Everyone chuckled at my dinner last night. Twas a big plate of steamed veggies.

[Aaron]

100 pages - yea for us! 62 pages for me

[WebGod]

Is that why you and Buffy don't have children yet:rolf: :p :rolf: :p
One of many, many reasons.... :D

[KatJ]

Buffy doesn't need any more kids. :D

[S2KJD]

Buffy doesn't need any more kids. :D
:rolf: Good call:rolf:

[WebGod]

Buffy doesn't need any more kids. :DI couldn't agree more... :D

[RedHotTeacher]

Awesome, Wendy!!

[KatJ]

Wendy is looking really hot, I saw her last night....

[S2KJD]

Wendy is looking really hot, I saw her last night....
Martha and I were talking about how pretty she looked also:goodjob:

[HartS2K]

Wendy is looking really hot, I saw her last night....
Are you implying that she didn't look hot before? :D

[S2KJD]

Spicy lays potatoe chips....yyyuumm!!!

[WebGod]

I had another doughnut... :D

[S2KJD]

Are you implying that she didn't look hot before? :D
She didn't use the word "now":p

[S2KJD]

I had another doughnut... :D
I love honey buns and coffee together mmmm:p

[WebGod]

Coffee sucks.

[S2KJD]

Coffee sucks.
your momma:D

[WebGod]

your momma:D
Hey! Get off my momma and I'll get off yours... :D :D :D

[Aaron]

you know you wanted to see this againHoly Crap, they're coming sooooooooooon


Selamat Jarin! We return, dear Hearts, with more to discuss with you! Last week we told you about our inner ring of motherships surrounding your world. Beyond this lies a middle ring of ships, sandwiched between the inner and the outer ring. This, for the most part, comprises our major communication, control, and defense networks. These motherships are, on the whole, newer models and are drawn from a more diverse pool of candidates. These fleets are directed from our inner-world base on Mars. The Galactic Federation headquarters proper is located deep in the core of Mars and is run along similar lines to the main Agharta base in inner Earth. A continuous stream of information links these two facilities. The most important motherships in this middle ring are the many diplomatic and defense ships. Their mission is twofold: First, to ensure the successful coordination of any strategy enacted by the first contact command; and second, to oversee the safety of all staff assigned to these official actions.

The defense and diplomatic motherships are drawn from a pool of nearly 50,000 Galactic Federation members and are changed every six months. This pool is open to all Galactic Federation member states. However, the rule of thumb is that only diplomatic liaison personnel from human star-nations are to be used for actual Earth-bound missions. Other staff members can lend their advice and expertise when so needed. Any functions that require technology not found on the older motherships of the inner ring are swiftly referred to the newer ships of this second ring. The newer motherships are from 2,000 to 20,000 years old. Thus, they embody the shape-shifting technology common to most motherships in our Science and Exploration (S&E) fleets. In general, the diplomatic motherships are single-, double-, or triple-hulled ships. These are able to transform into any of these configurations when required. Diplomatic motherships are no more than ten miles (16 kilometers) in length and usually have a complement of around 500 scout courier ships each.

Galactic Federation defense motherships are intended to operate both on- and off-planet. Their mission capabilities are indeed endless. They can vary in configuration from enormous multihulled triangles to huge single or multihulled lozenges or even large planet-shaped orbs. These motherships ensure that all missions are conducted without interference. Their personnel have been trained to understand the various tactics and technologies used by the last remnants of the Anunnaki's Earth-based minions. However, first contact policy prohibits them from engaging in any offensive mission without the prior approval of our spiritual supervisors. First contact is a process that is deeply tied into the transformation that both your reality and each one of you are currently engaged in. Thus, the defense mission is regarded merely as an important support component of the entire first contact operation. In fact, we could easily take over your world in under half an hour, but this capability will never be used. First contact is above all a spiritual process that is overseen by your spiritual advisors. Remember, the basis of this mission is Love!

Diplomatic motherships are different than the older ones that we described to you in our last message. Since these Beauties are mainly dedicated to serving the standard relationships that prevail between nation-states in this galaxy, huge holographic decks are commonplace. Here, the environment of the home worlds of each participant in these activities can be recreated. In addition, all the necessary communication requirements asked for by each participant are supplied. The purpose is to provide a safe place where the duties of statehood can be readily performed. To ease any potential difficulties, special diplomatic personnel trained in matters of state and pre-approved by all participants are available as mediators. They pride themselves on their expertise and especially on their ability to resolve all potential loggerheads to any ongoing negotiations. Those who have long been engaged in first contact procedures are finding this present operation a most enlightening and educative experience!

Defense motherships are unique. They are in charge of security in each Galactic Federation fleet, which means that they are equipped with both lethal and non-lethal technologies as part of their basic inventory. In addition, there are spaces in each mothership designated as practice areas where any proposed maneuvers involving the ship's personnel and her many defense scout ships are perfected. The size of these defense scouts can vary from less than 100 feet (11 meters) to many miles (kilometers) across. When you enter the motherships, you get the same feeling of Love and care that she gives her crew. You will notice that the hallways are usually wider and each conference room has higher ceilings. Personnel quarters are likewise more spacious, with much higher ceilings than are found in the other types of motherships in the fleet.

The middle ring of motherships carries out a special supporting role to the inner ring. This requires that a large number of small defense fleets be positioned in this solar system. Included in this series of fleets is one of the primary command and control motherships for this sector of the galaxy. This specification was made to demonstrate the high level of commitment that the Galactic Federation of Light assumes toward the successful completion of this mission. Your first contact is special, and quite unlike any other carried out by us in past millennia. Furthermore, this mission has elements not previously agreed to by our various Regional Councils. These agreements are another sign of just how seriously we take the decrees given us by Heaven. This pledge resulted in our arrival here and specified the timeline needed to complete this vital mission successfully.

Our various fleets demonstrate the great changes in ship technology that have taken place over the past 50,000 of your years. The ships of cutting-edge design have never been inside your solar system. The most advanced ships in your area are the primary command and control fleet for this sector of the galaxy, which is currently parked outside your solar system, about six light years away. The much older and rarely used command mothership of these fleets is now locked in an orbit between Saturn and Uranus. Her purpose is to watch over the fleets and act as the final liaison between the Galactic Federation and Heaven. The Main Council of the Galactic Federation of Light personally appoints her commander to this sacred task. Remember, dear Hearts, that Together, We are indeed Victorious!

The content of this message is to prepare you for our arrival which is fast approaching. Many events on your world are presently coalescing. These events are dovetailed to changes that in our opinion are long overdue. Our Earth allies are assiduously working toward manifesting these much-delayed essentials. The last dark cabal's plans are unraveling. Pressures are building for a grand change, and first contact is a major part of this heavenly operation. But do not confuse our contribution with a rescue mission. Your fellows are putting into position the last acts of this cosmic drama. Your reality is positively changing for the better. It is our joint actions, dear Ones that are making this all possible. A divine strategy is underway: This divine plan is to set you free, make you abundant, and provide you with a new, more fulfilling reality!

Today, we have given you further insight into the make-up of our fleet. We look forward to the day when its many elements can finally be open for your public inspection! On that day, we shall all rejoice, and know that the next stage in your wonderful metamorphosis into fully conscious Beings of Light shall have begun! We now take our leave. Blessings, dear Ones! Know in your Heart of Hearts that the perpetual Supply and infinite Abundance of Heaven are indeed Yours! Selamat Majon! Selamat Kasijaram! (Sirian for Rejoice! and Be Blessed in Love and Joy!)

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I had another doughnut... :D
I just ate a chocolate Krispy Kreme with sprinkles http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif YUMMY! Life is good http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/grinning-smiley-003.gif

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Hey! Get off my momma and I'll get off yours... :D :D :D
Do I need to send my grandma over there??? :devil:

[REVS9K]

I love honey buns and coffee together mmmm:p
I love HOT honies with buns http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif Don't need the coffee, that alone is stimulating enough

[REVS9K]

Do I need to send my grandma over there??? :devil:
I didn't know Jesse was into older women http://www.s2katlanta.com/%7Es2katl/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif