View Full Version : I got a speeding ticket.....for someone ELSE!!
LagunaBlue
10-12-2007, 04:24 PM
I still laugh to myself when I think about it...
Today when I was on my way back from lunch, I was headed down a 2 lane road minding my own business (really, actually). I was running about 54 in a 45, as I usually do, and passed a black F150 with some construction materials on the rear. He was probably going about 50 so I slowly passed him over the course of a mile or so. I never changed lanes and I never even looked over at the guy.
For some reason after I got past him, he decides to floor it and do some kind of punk move on me where he jumps right up on my rear bumper and then snatches it into the left lane at the last minute into a gap between me and another car that he did NOT belong in. Well after he completed this idiot move I realized that I needed to be in that lane so that I could turn left at the traffic light (Satellite and McGinnis Ferry for those who know the area). I didn't have room to get over between him and the car behind him without pissing a 3rd person off, so I dropped it into 3rd and gunned it (easily) past him and got in the left turn lane.
I could tell he was pissy about the whole thing, so when the left turn light turned green, I jumped on it and got up to about 70. There is a VERY short section of McGinnis Ferry you can safely speed on, so as soon as I got to the "danger zone" I slowed back down to 49 just like I always do.
At this point I look back and see him coming at me very quickly so I started a little prayer begging the traffic gods to have the usual Suwanee Police car sitting on the side of the road. Sure enough, as I crest the hill there he sits....clocking me at 49 in a 45. muahahahaaaa
http://www.suwanee.com/images/main.aboutsuwanee.qa.police.jpg
I look in my rear view mirror again and see the guy still coming hard at me! I'm getting SO EXCITED about this!!! I then look back over at the cop, see him shift his laser gun over to the truck, and then calmly step out onto the curb and wave the guy to pull over. It was all I could do not to lose control of the car I was laughing so hard.
I politely raised my hand, waved, and continued on my way.
ScaredPassenger
10-12-2007, 04:26 PM
Fan-Tastic!
Welery
10-12-2007, 04:33 PM
awesomeness!!!!
WebGod
10-12-2007, 04:38 PM
Street racing is bad... :D
Awesome.
So you were like, "You're in my neighborhood, son!"
LazE1
10-12-2007, 04:59 PM
That sure beats my 83 in a 55 on 285 @ South Cobb this week story.....:(
LagunaBlue
10-12-2007, 05:17 PM
Awesome.
So you were like, "You're in my neighborhood, son!"
That is EXACTLY the thought that went through my head. :D:D
S2k Dude
10-12-2007, 06:26 PM
Leading the fly into the spider's web. :goodjob:
tonybell_57
10-12-2007, 06:44 PM
Nice! :rolf::rolf:
scareyourpassenger
10-12-2007, 06:57 PM
saweet
OyATL
10-12-2007, 07:03 PM
muahaha
silverfoxs2k
10-13-2007, 01:23 AM
Karma Rocks
RedHotTeacher
10-13-2007, 10:19 AM
He probably just told the cop that he was a teacher and gave him a sob story and got out of the ticket (well, in Roswell anyway)...oh wait, that's me ;) haha - nice move Shannon!
CDjunkie
10-13-2007, 04:52 PM
that never happens
:goojob:
MGRMLN
10-15-2007, 12:28 PM
Awesome!
So little justice is ever served...
I love it when you can bait someone so deserving into displaying their stupidity.
Similar situation happened to me on Sunday.
Stopped at a light on Sugarloaf Pkwy after the autocross.
My car still has numbers and my orange race tape job on it and I'm running on my R-Comps in the Green M Coupe.
Hat-to-the-back redneck bubba pulls up next to me in his 5.0 Rustang.
He: "Hey man, 'bet you think that cars pretty fast don't you?
Me: I know it is
He: ha! Bet this is faster!
Me: I bet it isn't
(Right about now I see a cop getting into his patrol car at the Zaxby's up the street)
He: Wanna race?
Me: Sure. But you better get on it 'cause this BMW will F**K you up
He: unintelligible cursing
Me: BIG, Big Grin
Green light!
He: Big, smoky burnout, powershift into second
Me: Puttering start, like I was moving the car in my driveway...
I think the cop had an instant hard on.
He pulled him over for I can't even imagine how many violations!
I drove by and gave my throttle a little goose to bark the Magnaflows as I past in salute.
LOL!
ScaredPassenger
10-15-2007, 12:58 PM
:rolf: awesomeness
LagunaBlue
10-15-2007, 01:13 PM
AWESOME Minsoo, that is freaking hilarious!
Also for Minsoo...
Since this is my thread and I can whore it...I met a really nice blonde girl in line for funnel cake at the NASCAR race in Charlotte this weekend. She is Jordie's (sp??) wife from Butler tire and says she races spec E30s with you, Minsoo.
You know her?
...I met a really nice blonde girl in line for funnel cake at the NASCAR race in Charlotte
Yes, I know how many stereotypes were in that sentence. :D:D
CDjunkie
10-15-2007, 01:40 PM
He: Big, smoky burnout, powershift into second
Me: Puttering start, like I was moving the car in my driveway...
HA! I love it. These stories are great.
tonybell_57
10-15-2007, 10:43 PM
Awesome!
So little justice is ever served...
I love it when you can bait someone so deserving into displaying their stupidity.
Similar situation happened to me on Sunday.
Stopped at a light on Sugarloaf Pkwy after the autocross.
My car still has numbers and my orange race tape job on it and I'm running on my R-Comps in the Green M Coupe.
Hat-to-the-back redneck bubba pulls up next to me in his 5.0 Rustang.
He: "Hey man, 'bet you think that cars pretty fast don't you?
Me: I know it is
He: ha! Bet this is faster!
Me: I bet it isn't
(Right about now I see a cop getting into his patrol car at the Zaxby's up the street)
He: Wanna race?
Me: Sure. But you better get on it 'cause this BMW will F**K you up
He: unintelligible cursing
Me: BIG, Big Grin
Green light!
He: Big, smoky burnout, powershift into second
Me: Puttering start, like I was moving the car in my driveway...
I think the cop had an instant hard on.
He pulled him over for I can't even imagine how many violations!
I drove by and gave my throttle a little goose to bark the Magnaflows as I past in salute.
LOL!
:nono: Minsoo, you shouldn't go around taking advantage of the mentally challenged. I bet it was funny as shit! Wish I could have been there to see it:D
MGRMLN
10-16-2007, 01:07 AM
You ran into Geordie's wife, Anna. She's terrific.
They are a very fun couple and she daily drive a super hot looking slammed Black 5 series wagon.
She ran in the last DE at Road Atlanta iand I think she was in my B run group.
They are a fun, very nice peeps for sure.
Also, if you need tires and live in the Alpharetta area, go see Geordie at Butler Tire in Alpharetta. He's a great guy.
AWESOME Minsoo, that is freaking hilarious!
Also for Minsoo...
Since this is my thread and I can whore it...I met a really nice blonde girl in line for funnel cake at the NASCAR race in Charlotte this weekend. She is Jordie's (sp??) wife from Butler tire and says she races spec E30s with you, Minsoo.
You know her?
Yes, I know how many stereotypes were in that sentence. :D:D
MGRMLN
10-16-2007, 01:09 AM
It was so funny man. It was one time I could have video'd it.
So, so very dumb... yet so deserving.
:nono: Minsoo, you shouldn't go around taking advantage of the mentally challenged. I bet it was funny as shit! Wish I could have been there to see it:D
MeFryRice
11-11-2007, 01:20 PM
You ran into Geordie's wife, Anna. She's terrific.
They are a very fun couple and she daily drive a super hot looking slammed Black 5 series wagon.
She ran in the last DE at Road Atlanta iand I think she was in my B run group.
They are a fun, very nice peeps for sure.
Also, if you need tires and live in the Alpharetta area, go see Geordie at Butler Tire in Alpharetta. He's a great guy.
Geordie is awesome. He'd well known on bimmerforums. He was suppose to "tune" my suspension on the M before it was totaled.
Here'a pic of his wife's wagon. It's sick!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v71/BimmerDawg/Pattie%20Wagon/Black%20ACS/DSC_0197.jpg
Awesome!
So little justice is ever served...
I love it when you can bait someone so deserving into displaying their stupidity.
Similar situation happened to me on Sunday.
Stopped at a light on Sugarloaf Pkwy after the autocross.
My car still has numbers and my orange race tape job on it and I'm running on my R-Comps in the Green M Coupe.
Hat-to-the-back redneck bubba pulls up next to me in his 5.0 Rustang.
He: "Hey man, 'bet you think that cars pretty fast don't you?
Me: I know it is
He: ha! Bet this is faster!
Me: I bet it isn't
(Right about now I see a cop getting into his patrol car at the Zaxby's up the street)
He: Wanna race?
Me: Sure. But you better get on it 'cause this BMW will F**K you up
He: unintelligible cursing
Me: BIG, Big Grin
Green light!
He: Big, smoky burnout, powershift into second
Me: Puttering start, like I was moving the car in my driveway...
I think the cop had an instant hard on.
He pulled him over for I can't even imagine how many violations!
I drove by and gave my throttle a little goose to bark the Magnaflows as I past in salute.
LOL!
I had something like that happen, i was at haines bridge and old milton and there was like 3 cops sitting in the gas station all blacked out at the next light... and i saw them, so this blacked out cobalt ss pulls up and i can see some stupid lookin white kid in it revving his engine and nodding his head... lmao, and i was in my slovic at the time (civic) 1.6 sohc... hahaha so I rev my little exhaust up and the light turns green and he guns it. and pulls on me, and im actually trying... lol but once i hit about 20 i slow my acceleration down and drive normal... but he goes flying by the gas station and all three of them haul ass after him... lol and i honked as i drove by. i bet he was pissed as shit.
Doctor T
01-23-2008, 06:15 AM
I had something like that happen, i was at haines bridge and old milton and there was like 3 cops sitting in the gas station all blacked out at the next light... and i saw them, so this blacked out cobalt ss pulls up and i can see some stupid lookin white kid in it revving his engine and nodding his head... lmao, and i was in my slovic at the time (civic) 1.6 sohc... hahaha so I rev my little exhaust up and the light turns green and he guns it. and pulls on me, and im actually trying... lol but once i hit about 20 i slow my acceleration down and drive normal... but he goes flying by the gas station and all three of them haul ass after him... lol and i honked as i drove by. i bet he was pissed as shit.
You gotta watch out for situations like that...with three of them there, you're lucky they didn't pull you over anyway (even though you didn't exceed the speed limit)...I once got pulled over for "excessive acceleration" in my Porsche 928...that engine was loud when you stomped on the gas and, even though I never went over the speed limit (I saw the cop before I got that high and let off the accelerator) he pulled me over anyway...
You gotta watch out for situations like that...with three of them there, you're lucky they didn't pull you over anyway (even though you didn't exceed the speed limit)...I once got pulled over for "excessive acceleration" in my Porsche 928...that engine was loud when you stomped on the gas and, even though I never went over the speed limit (I saw the cop before I got that high and let off the accelerator) he pulled me over anyway...
Yea. After it happened and even now I think about that, but i was in a civic, and he pulled on me so hard it prolly looked like i was accelerating normally lmao!
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